Hello babies, Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies;
GOD DAMN IT, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIND.
Smarter men than I have spoken vociferously throughout eternity on the rules of life.
Most of them were full of shit.
Kurt Vonnegut was not full of shit.